Shreddies Underwear: Filtering Out Farts With State of the Art Technology! -

Shreddies, a new brand of underwear, promises to filter out farts with its cutting-edge technology, so you can break wind without consequence anywhere, anytime.Seriously, this is a thing. An amazing thing designed to smother your nasty fart's smell and neutralize odors with up to 200 times the strength of the average fart.These random models are not wearing it, but if they were? She could fart away!How they determined what the average fart's potency is, we can't say. But you can imagine the testing facility reeked to high heaven after it was over.The technical secret, in any case, is that Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex - used in chemical warfare suits - in its underwear. -